i have the hardest time finding perfect jeans bc lord knows the fashion industry is makin pants with skinny white boys who are thin as crackers with pancakes for asses

but when i find the right jeans? 

that hug my curves and hold my plump all in the right places?

everything in the universe is harmonious, when i walk in those jeans my foot steps subdivide the heartbeat of the earth lemme tell you i am 
U N S T O P P A B L E

im really horny

my butt feels really nice to touch, me touching it feels nice, and it being touched feels nice

but im also kinda buzzed so maybe that’s why too